Trumped Up Lawsuit (Limerick)
You don’t have to be a “recovering lawyer” like me to know that such a lawsuit would be frivolous: During a guest appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last month, Maher quipped that Trump must...
View ArticleThat’s ONE Dick Gone (Limerick)
The housecleaning over at Fox News didn’t stop with Sarah Palin: Dick Morris has been cast out, as well. That’s ONE Dick Gone (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Say goodbye to the Dick Morris snarl....
View ArticleOpen Limerick To The Media
As Obama’s State of the Union address draws nearer, the press (thanks to GOP prodding) has become obsessed with one question: Why the focus on a liberal agenda, instead of jobs and the economy? Open...
View Article“Midlife Crisis” FLOTUS-Style (Limerick)
Michelle Obama addressed the burning question of her bangs on the Rachael Ray Show: “This is my midlife crisis, the bangs. I couldn’t get a sports car,” she told Ray about the inspiration for her...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Roger Ailes
Among the many lies told about Obama, is the well-debunked myth that he’s “lazy.” Sorry Roger Ailes, but you’re apparently confusing Obama with his predecessor. Limerick Ode To Roger Ailes By Madeleine...
View ArticleMedia Gets A Well-Deserved Hand Slap from FBI (Limerick)
It’s pathetic how many respected news outlets published false reports today of an arrest in the Boston Marathon bombings. Inaccurate Arrest Reports Need To Be Arrested (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun...
View ArticleAn Endorsement Mark Sanford Hopes Nobody Will Notice (Limerick)
Even though I have no use for porn, I do have a soft spot for Hustler publisher Larry Flynt. Why? 1: Throughout the George W. Bush administration, he linked to my parody Dubya’s Dayly Diary from the...
View ArticleEnough With The Lame Questions! (Limerick)
Enough With The Lame Questions! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Here’s a question that’s making me weary: “Is Barack a lame duck?” — that’s the query. Pundits ask this with drama, While blaming...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Pat Robertson, Marriage Counselor
Pat Robertson can always be counted on to say weird things and give bad advice. Yesterday’s “700 Club” TV broadcast was no exception. In response to a spurned wife’s question, Robertson essentially...
View ArticleHillary Clinton Joins Twitter (Limerick)
Hillary Clinton Joins Twitter (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane @HillaryClinton is here Right on Twitter, so give her a cheer. Both witty & classy, Supremely bad-assy And fearless – a gal without...
View ArticleTrumped Up Campaign (Limerick)
Here we go again! It’s too early to pretend to run for U.S. President. So instead, Donald Trump is fake-running for Governor of New York State. Trumped Up Campaign (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane...
View ArticleSOTU Antics (Limerick)
SOTU Antics (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Watch the SOTU’s bipartisan fight, As the Prez walks the aisle Tuesday night. Pols will lunge for his hand Or a cheek, so they’ll land On TV in this...
View ArticleBracing For The SOTU (Limerick)
Bracing For The SOTU (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Tonight we’ll be glued to our set, Even though it’s a very safe bet That, as always, the SOTU Will drive us to go to Strong drink. (We’ve no hash...
View ArticleBigots Sling The Blues (Limerick)
By now, you’ve surely heard about the wingnutty brouhaha over Coke’s multilingual “America The Beautiful” Super Bowl ad. This article title says it all: “Coca-Cola’s ‘It’s Beautiful’ Super Bowl Ad...
View ArticleVentura’s Mexican Adventure (Limerick)
Did you know that Jesse Ventura hosts a TV show called “Off The Grid?” Me neither. This probably explains why Ventura promoted it on CNBC’s “Closing Bell” from an “undisclosed location in Mexico,” with...
View ArticleBarack & Zach (Limerick)
Bill O’Reilly is outraged, once again, at Barack Obama. What is it this time? The president had the audacity to go where the twenty-somethings are, in order to plug the Affordable Care Act and...
View ArticleInfantile Pundits Give Birth To More Wind (Limerick)
I just love Jeff Greenfield’s take on the “Baby Clinton Madness.” I’m referring, of course, to all the nonsensical opinionating about its effect (or non-effect) on Hillary Clinton’s presumed...
View ArticleSpoofing Maureen Dowd
Though my tweet-sized Maureen Dowd-style fake quote didn’t win last week’s New York Magazine contest, at least it got me an Honorable Mention. Here’s my HM-winning entry: Hill’s at war; vicious oval of...
View ArticleTea Party Wisdom (Limerick)
Tuesday’s a big primary day: Six states have elections in what’s being dubbed a mini-Super Tuesday: Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Kentucky, Oregon and Pennsylvania. The Senate races with the potential for...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Truth-Telling
Limerick Ode To Truth-Telling By Madeleine Begun Kane Here’s a viewpoint espoused in the news: There’s no truth — only differing views. But when viewpoints are based On lies, truth’s erased. News...
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